Friday, November 28, 2008

Using capitalism to make money off a socialist.

I have to admit that it hasn't even been a month and I find myself gagging from Obama overload. It has only been a few weeks since the greatest thing next to invention of the toilet won the election. Yes Obama mania makes me want to vomit and it is for this reason that I would like to dedicate this post to Thomas Crapper, inventor of the modern day toilet, for if it were not for Thomas where would we flush all the poo poo.

The Obama error has not even truly begun it's actual beginning yet and we have been inundated with images of him and her and them. walking, talking, breathing, and farting etc. Don't even get me started on all the other merchandise that is beginning to be produced. The sweat shops in China must be working overtime. I cant even begin to imagine how much money manufacturers of this crap will make but I am sure the revenue will reach into the millions.

So after much thought, I have decided to create a line of Obama collectible items and jump on the bandwagon, after all, If this crap sells I should make a fortune; according to the Obama camp that is somewhere in the range between $45,000 and $250,000 better known as Obamanomics.
  • The Official VP Joe Doll- Wind him up and he disappears.
  • The Official Obama Piggy Bank-This is just like a normal piggy bank except when you put your money in the pig decides how much you get to keep and save.
  • The Official Michelle Obama Action Figure-You wind it ups and all she does is bitch and complain but then becomes proud of her country.
  • The Official Toilet Paper - I call it Obamamin, it's a really big roll of toilet paper designed to handle more bullshit than America has ever seen.
  • Obamaos is The Official Board Game - It's a game similar to dominoes but it doesn't make any sense and only 52% of people who play it will pretend understand it.
  • The Official Liberal Media Bias Doll - This doll wets its pants with excitement anytime you show it a picture of or mention Barack Obama's name.
I will offer an unconditional non-money back guarantee. If for any reason you unhappy with or find any of these products to be full of defects, please do not call and complain, we will just call you a stupid and uneducated raciest.

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