Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Obama ditches Jesus after election

It seems that Father Bob over at St. Marys will have to wait to preach to Obama during his Sunday morning sermon. Apparently going to church would confuse the faithful into believing that the rapture is at hand.

It seems that Obama is choosing to go to the gym rather than going to church.I’m sure Father Bob would understands that his Sunday morning church service conflicts with other pressing issues on Obama’s plate, like checking out all the hot bitches in spandex doing aerobics at the local gym. Can you blame him?; his wife resembles a tuning fork in both pitch and shape. (But what the hell do I know how the newly elected leader of the free world thinks.)

Now despite what you might think, I am not just some right wing neocon cracker spewing inflammatory rhetoric.I will leave that to some of Obama's religious mentors, such as Jessie, Al, Jeremia and of course Flager (that really white looking priest who loved to get his "black on"). What I am concerned about is that Obama may not be able to tell the difference between a place of worship, and a place he finds convenient to pimp votes from guilt-ridden white voters at Sunday morning service during the election. is reporting that President-elect Barack Obama has yet to attend church services since winning the White House earlier this month; a departure from the example of his two immediate predecessors. On the three Sundays since his election, Obama has instead used his free time to get in workouts at a Chicago gym. Asked about the president-elect's decision to not attend church, a transition aide noted that the Obamas valued their faith experience in Chicago but were concerned about the impact their large retinue may have on other parishioners. The aid went on to further say, "Because they have a great deal of respect for places of worship, they do not want to draw unwelcome or inappropriate attention to a church not used to the attention their attendance would draw."

I guess I am a bit confused; I know being the President Elect has a lot of other responsibilities to tend with like making sure the official sign maker of "The Office of The President Elect" creates signs making sure everybody knows that Obama is The President Elect and coordinating with the official flag putter-upper guy. One would think that with the money The Obamas saved on the purchase of their really big home in Chicago they would have enough money to purchase some used gym equipment from Craig's list.

I guess it's not just Republicans that suffer from Demo-phobia; The Obamas suffer from that as well. (Demo-phobia for those of you that don't know' is the fear of crowds.) Now I just need to figure out what the hell retinue means. I am going to give the Obamas a break for now about going to church. I am sure when Obamas calender frees up a bit mid way through 2011 (right about when campaign season starts again), or when he decides to get his freak on with one of those hot white woman with the tight boom boom from Sunday morning aerobic class, Father Bob will see the Obama's in the front pew, just like we saw with Bill Clinton or Kwame Kilpatrick.

Maybe Obama chooses not to go to church because he doesn't want to mix up his beliefs with what real Christians believe in but that's another story for another blog!

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