Too Bad Chia Obama cant grow brains instead of plants
The New Trump Era
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Friday, April 3, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
The Americian with No ability act
The Americans With
No Abilities Act
Washington , DC
President Barack Obama and the Democrat controlled
Congress are considering sweeping legislation that will
provide new benefits for many Americans.
The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being
hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the
millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.
"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the
competence nor the drive necessary to carve out a
meaningful role for themselves in society," said California
Senator Barbara Boxer (Democrat). "We can no longer
stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be
ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers
will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small
group of workers, simply because they have some idea of
what they are doing."
In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Majority Leader
Nancy Pelosi (Democrat), and Senate Majority Leader
Harry Reid (Democrat) pointed to the success of the
U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of
providing opportunity without regard to performance.
Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack any job
skills, making this agency the single largest U.S. employer
of Persons of Inability.
Private-sector industries with good records of non-
discrimination against the Inept include retail sales (72%),
the airline industry (68%), and home improvement
warehouse stores (65%). At the state government level,
the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent
record of hiring Persons of Inability (63%).
Under AWNAA, more than 25 million mid-level positions
will be created, with important sounding titles but little
real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of
purpose and performance.
Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions
will be given so as to guarantee upward mobility for even
the most unremarkable employees. This legislation provides
substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a
significant number of Persons of Inability into middle-
management positions, and gives a tax credit to small and
medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless
worker for every two talented hires.
Finally, the AWNAA contains tough new measures to make
it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled,
banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions
such as, "Do you have any skills or experience that relate
to this job?"
"As a Non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up
with people who have something going for them," said
Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister
at the GM plant in Flint, Michigan, due to her inability to
remember rightey tightey, lefty loosey. "This new law
should be real good for people like me," Gertz added.
With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other
untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end
of the tunnel.
Said Senator Dick Durbin (Democrat-IL), "As a Senator
with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that
elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every
American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to
provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his
or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in
this great nation and a good salary for doing so."
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No Abilities Act
Washington , DC
President Barack Obama and the Democrat controlled
Congress are considering sweeping legislation that will
provide new benefits for many Americans.
The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being
hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the
millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.
"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the
competence nor the drive necessary to carve out a
meaningful role for themselves in society," said California
Senator Barbara Boxer (Democrat). "We can no longer
stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be
ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers
will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small
group of workers, simply because they have some idea of
what they are doing."
In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Majority Leader
Nancy Pelosi (Democrat), and Senate Majority Leader
Harry Reid (Democrat) pointed to the success of the
U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of
providing opportunity without regard to performance.
Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack any job
skills, making this agency the single largest U.S. employer
of Persons of Inability.
Private-sector industries with good records of non-
discrimination against the Inept include retail sales (72%),
the airline industry (68%), and home improvement
warehouse stores (65%). At the state government level,
the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent
record of hiring Persons of Inability (63%).
Under AWNAA, more than 25 million mid-level positions
will be created, with important sounding titles but little
real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of
purpose and performance.
Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions
will be given so as to guarantee upward mobility for even
the most unremarkable employees. This legislation provides
substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a
significant number of Persons of Inability into middle-
management positions, and gives a tax credit to small and
medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless
worker for every two talented hires.
Finally, the AWNAA contains tough new measures to make
it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled,
banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions
such as, "Do you have any skills or experience that relate
to this job?"
"As a Non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up
with people who have something going for them," said
Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister
at the GM plant in Flint, Michigan, due to her inability to
remember rightey tightey, lefty loosey. "This new law
should be real good for people like me," Gertz added.
With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other
untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end
of the tunnel.
Said Senator Dick Durbin (Democrat-IL), "As a Senator
with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that
elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every
American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to
provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his
or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in
this great nation and a good salary for doing so."
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Thursday, March 19, 2009
Monday, March 9, 2009
Another Record!... Obama's Market Decline Worst For New Prez in 90 Years
Obama keeps racking up those records...
** The stock market had its worst January in 113 years.
** This was followed by the worst February for the stock market since 1933.
** Don't forget the record unemployment rate.
** Obama's budget more than doubles the national debt held by the public, and adds more to the debt than all previous presidents -- from George Washington to George W. Bush -- combined.
And, now this...
The Dow has dropped faster under Obama than any other new president in 90 years.
Today the Dow continued its decline.
Fox News reported:
The Dow Jones Industrial Average has fallen faster under President Obama than under any new president in at least 90 years, according to a review conducted by Bloomberg.
Bloomberg reports that since Inauguration Day, the Dow has fallen 20 percent, leading at least one investor to dub this the "Obama bear market." The Dow has also dropped 31 percent since Election Day.
Despite a string of government bailout offers and Obama's advice earlier this week that Americans should be buying stock while shares are low, the Dow has continued to freefall.
Bloomberg reported that Obama is at risk of breaking a historical trend -- in which the Dow soars an average of close to 10 percent in the first year after a Democrat wins the presidency.
But there's hope!
Today the Obama Administration started taking economic advice from Twitter.
Source: Gateway Pundit
** The stock market had its worst January in 113 years.
** This was followed by the worst February for the stock market since 1933.
** Don't forget the record unemployment rate.
** Obama's budget more than doubles the national debt held by the public, and adds more to the debt than all previous presidents -- from George Washington to George W. Bush -- combined.
And, now this...
The Dow has dropped faster under Obama than any other new president in 90 years.
Today the Dow continued its decline.
Fox News reported:
The Dow Jones Industrial Average has fallen faster under President Obama than under any new president in at least 90 years, according to a review conducted by Bloomberg.
Bloomberg reports that since Inauguration Day, the Dow has fallen 20 percent, leading at least one investor to dub this the "Obama bear market." The Dow has also dropped 31 percent since Election Day.
Despite a string of government bailout offers and Obama's advice earlier this week that Americans should be buying stock while shares are low, the Dow has continued to freefall.
Bloomberg reported that Obama is at risk of breaking a historical trend -- in which the Dow soars an average of close to 10 percent in the first year after a Democrat wins the presidency.
But there's hope!
Today the Obama Administration started taking economic advice from Twitter.
Source: Gateway Pundit
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Eric Holder says we are a nation of cowards!
Now keep in mind that he is black and Obama was voted in as the first black president, yet holder says we are a nation of cowards!
Monday, February 16, 2009
Questions answered about the stimulus package
Sometime this year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format.
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. No, they are borrowing it from China.
You children are> expected to repay the Chinese.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus of 13 dollars a week wisely.
If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If you spend it on gasoline it will go to Hugo Chavez, the Arabs, and Al Qaida.
If you purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, Chile, and Guatemala.
If you buy a car it will go to Japan and Korea or possible Mexico
If you purchase prescription drugs it will go to India.
If you purchase heroin it will go to the Taliban in Afghanistan.
If you give it to a charitable cause, it will go to> Nigeria and none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spending it on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. No, they are borrowing it from China.
You children are> expected to repay the Chinese.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus of 13 dollars a week wisely.
If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If you spend it on gasoline it will go to Hugo Chavez, the Arabs, and Al Qaida.
If you purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, Chile, and Guatemala.
If you buy a car it will go to Japan and Korea or possible Mexico
If you purchase prescription drugs it will go to India.
If you purchase heroin it will go to the Taliban in Afghanistan.
If you give it to a charitable cause, it will go to> Nigeria and none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spending it on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
We will be rich this year, we've got Barack Obama
THE CHOSEN ONE WILL SAVE ME BUT NOT MY MY CAR.. OBAMA WILL JUST GET ME A NEW ONE!
Listen here repo man, we've got Barack Obama.
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